Cancer Genesis (Lore)

Humble Beginnings
Life was not long for the planet earth. In the year 2026-J humanity destroyed itself in a haze of fear, fury, and hard alcohol.

The Beast's Beginnings
Out of tragedy rose an omnipotent, twisted being known as Sid. Sid twisted the earth back to life in his own broken vision. Sid's vision of this planet, Erth, was born out of this.



What finally nailed the coffen shut still elluded Sid, but that was of no matter for the time being. This new world held form, but no substance. No animals, no plants, no people, and no skype group

On the first day, Sid created the Erth. It was without substance, it was not complete. It was not good.

On the second day, Sid created the plants. The trees, the grass, and living foliage. It was good

On the third day, Sid created the animals. The birds of the sky, the fish of the sea, and the mammals of the land. It was good

On the fourth day, Sid created Skype. A program for people to meme. It was good

On the fifth day, Sid created humans. He commanded them to rule over the skies and the seas and the land, and to use skype always. It was good.

On the sixth day, Sid created Danny. Danny created the clusterfucc, and this was very good.

On the seventh day, Sid created his autism cave. He rested. This was good